DAFTYMOVE Real Estate

Make your next move a dafty move today!

3 BEDROOM APARTMENT
OFFERS OVER A TENNER

Make your next move a dafty move today!

DESCRIPTION
Six family house (but only four families drink, the other two are on drugs) in this rundown area that has been neglected and torn by benefit scroungers in hoodies.

Enjoy this absolutely minging apartment block where neighbours blast out NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC tracks at all hours in the morning whilst committing atrocious acts of domestic violence.

SECURITY
Almost all the families in the block have Staffordshire terriers so you needn’t worry about your safety.

LOCATION
Close to amenities (kebab shop) and pharmacist (street vendors in Kappa tracksuits who will gladly offer you two tenner bags).

Innovative plumbing techniques that make this property unique
Spacious kitchen with fully fitted appliances…and there is also a washing machine and fridge, too
Property close to all amenities

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