The Daftest Farmers Always Seem to Grow the Biggest Potatoes

New study from the concept and philosophy of life has revealed the thickest and most retarded farmers come up trumps each potato season by somehow managing to grow the biggest spuds.

The balance of life found in a simple potato

Spokesperson for the study said; “It is a clear indication for all those with a decent level of intelligence that the dafties live an easier life. The thicker you are the more happier you’ll be.

The research studies also found those with a two-digit IQ or lower were more prone to luck as opposed to those who were educated and had ambition.

The spokesperson continued…

“When was the last time you saw or read about a professor winning the lottery? They are all very, very thick people who are in between not being clever enough for a degree but still daft enough to exist. We like to refer to it as monkey smart.”

3 Responses to The Daftest Farmers Always Seem to Grow the Biggest Potatoes

  1. blackhack Reply

    February 21, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    I dont know if they’re daft or not….Just recently one potato farmer won the nobel prize…..They said he was out standing in his field….

  2. Dafty Ed Reply

    February 21, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    Hahahahaha !!!!!Cracker :)

  3. Dafty Ed Reply

    February 21, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    Brilliant Eddie :)

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