Cr-App Star Releases App

A new app created by rap star, and all-round knobhead, Kanye West, is to be released which aims to turn loving couples into self-obsessed, egomaniacs.

Instant twat in app form now available.

By Walt Didnae

The Kanye-Sutra App offers couples over 1000 different ways to act like complete fuckheads and features an entire section devoted to “How To Be A Cunt”.

When asked for a press quote, Kanye West gave us a small glimpse of what to expect from the app by saying, “Don’t fucking look at me.”

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