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Couple under-60 who went on cruise now riddled with arthritis
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Couple under-60 who went on cruise now riddled with arthritis

January 19, 2018 Dafty News 0

A husband and wife aged 25 and 22 have told a newspaper, that since arriving back from a 2-week trip around the Balearic Islands on a cruise liner, their bodies have become wracked with arthritis [continue reading]

Passengers Who Get Off Planes Before Everyone Else Does Just Complete Bellends, Say Experts
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Passengers Who Get Off Planes Before Everyone Else Does Just Complete Bellends, Say Experts

November 22, 2017 Dafty News 0

IF you’ve ever booked a priority boarding ticket or paid extra to reserve special treatment on an aircraft, then you might want to think about your choices, after a new study has revealed you could [continue reading]

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Uber drivers must provide evidence of poor vehicle control and long history of sex-offending say TFL

November 4, 2017 Dafty News 0

Transport For London have advised the app-based private hire company, Uber, that if they want their operator’s licence to be restored under review, they must ensure that all their drivers are appallingly ill-equipped to negotiate [continue reading]

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‘Train Rage’ London man held after attacking passengers on train that overtook his

October 10, 2017 Dafty News 0

A 47-year-old man was in police custody last night after he attacked passengers on a train that had overtaken his own on the approach to London Bridge station yesterday. According to a police spokesman, Toby Dell, [continue reading]

RAF Fighter Jet That Escorted Ryanair Plane is Charged Extra For Not Booking Online
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RAF Fighter Jet That Escorted Ryanair Plane is Charged Extra For Not Booking Online

October 4, 2017 Dafty News 0

A spokesperson for Ryanair said the company ‘had no option but to slap an extra fee onto the Royal Air Force because the fighter jet didn’t book online and was flying far too close to [continue reading]

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Ryanair to charge for ‘emotional baggage’

October 3, 2017 Dafty News 0

Having finally capitulated to Civil Aviation Authority demands on passenger rights over cancelled flights, spivs of the skyways, Ryanair, say they are relieved to have found a new way to demean their customers - by [continue reading]

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Ryanair hire 700 Uber drivers to ease pilot shortage

September 23, 2017 Dafty News 0

Under-fire budget airline, Ryanair, have hired 700 minicab drivers who are currently working for the app-based private hire company, Uber, to sit in for pilots who are on leave, it was revealed last night. The [continue reading]

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Group of young males tries to be arseholes in two different countries by booking package holiday

September 6, 2017 Dafty News 0

A GROUP of young males aged between 21-24 vow to smash the British record of being a complete arsehole in two different countries. One at home and another in a sunny location, it has emerged. [continue reading]

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Ryanair to flog non-speedy boarders in the departure lounge

August 12, 2017 Dafty News 0

Penny-pinching budget airline, Ryanair, has announced, that from January 1, 2018, all passengers who have not paid a speedy boarding supplement will be lashed to a wooden frame set up in the departure lounge and [continue reading]

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Couple Who Romped on Ryanair Flight Charged Extra ‘Bag’ Allowance and Added Leg Room

June 14, 2017 Dafty News 0

A COUPLE who were filmed romping on a Ryanair flight by shocked passengers are to be charged extra leg room after the footage of the pair went viral, causing an internet storm, and alerting Ryanair’s [continue reading]

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