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And This Month’s DAFTA Award Winner Is…

January 13, 2016 Dafty News 766 Views bodyshockers, DAFTA Award, dafty, henry hoover, Lewis Flint, tattoo

THERE are tattoos and there are tattoos, and there are really daft moments you simply cannot sweep under the carpet;

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Levitation Asshole Wins DAFTA Award

October 3, 2015October 3, 2015 Dafty News 774 Views Zimbabwe prophet Shepherd Bushiri

Zimbabwe prophet Shepherd Bushiri wins this week’s DAFTA Award after his walking on air stunt not only oozes fakery of the

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Bull Ring Dafty Wins This Week’s DAFTA Award

July 10, 2015July 10, 2015 Dafty News 208 Views bull, bull ring, bull ring fail, Bull Run, DAFTA Award, fail

And the winner of the coveted DAFTA Award goes to this idiot who thought it would be smart and gangsta-like

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U2’s The Edge Wins This Week’s DAFTA Award

May 18, 2015June 18, 2015 Dafty News 219 Views fall, guitarist, stage, the edge, U2

DAFTA AWARDS—U2’s guitarist gathers his Pride after missing The Edge of the stage before free-falling into the audience. It was

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THE DAFTA Awards Winner Goes To …

March 2, 2015March 1, 2015 Dafty Ed 178 Views 0 Comment dr phil, Love Scam, Sarah

THIS week’s DAFTA Award goes to a lady who has squandered her inheritance money on a guy she met online

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Eastenders’ Tanya Branning Wins This Week’s DAFTA Award

February 19, 2015 Dafty Ed 303 Views 0 Comment eastenders, How's Adam, TanyaBranning

IT was all go this week on the live broadcast of Brit soap Eastenders. We have a murder plot but

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DAFTA Award Winner Josie Cunningham

January 12, 2015 Dafty Ed 209 Views 0 Comment DAFTA Award, Josie Cunningham, Psychic

BOOB JOB SCROUNGER Josie Cunningham picks up this week’s DAFTA Award for her stunning new business enterprise charging £70-an-hour as

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Tattoo Dafty Wins DAFTA Award

January 7, 2015 Dafty Ed 181 Views 0 Comment Cheese Grater, DAFTA Award, dafty, Wobbly Tears Tattoo

THE DAFTAS don’t get any better after another winner was awarded the ultimate trophy for complete daftyness when he tattooed

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Motorists’ Mattress Stack Picks up DAFTA Award

January 7, 2015 Dafty Ed 158 Views 0 Comment Antofagasta, chile, Mattresses, Motorist, Motorway

A MOTORIST in South America picks up this week’s DAFTA Award after he/she was filmed driving along a highway with

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Space Hopper Man Wins This Week’s DAFTA AWARD

January 7, 2015January 7, 2015 Dafty Ed 475 Views 0 Comment DAFTA Award, Dundee, Space Hopper Man

POLICE in Dundee, Scotland, were given the unusual task of questioning a man bouncing along a road in the early

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