GORDON STRACHAN’S woes continue after 50,000 Scotland fans pull out of this Sunday’s World Cup qualifier against Slovenia, it has emerged. Following Scotland’s dismal 1-1 draw with lowly-ranked Canada, a result that should have earned Strachan, his coaching staff, and all the players a 15-year hard labour stint in North Korea, the famous Tartan Army […]
ENGLISH bookies, pundits, fans and journalists have hailed England’s narrow defeat to world champions Germany as a stepping stone to lifting the 2018 World Cup in Russia, it has been reported. Bookies in England have slashed odds to 1/8 for the Three Lions to be crowned world champions after a fairly decent performance in Dortmund […]
A 32-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has told Dafty News of her delight when her husband arrived home from a day at The Cheltenham Festival and revealed that he’d lost his entire month’s salary on a series of losing bets at the iconic horse racing event. Mrs Tracy Dell, a housewife and mother […]
Fans of Arsenal football club, still reeling from the humiliating 10-2 aggregate defeat by Bayern Munich in The Champions League, are consoling themselves with the fact that, Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, and media personality, Piers Morgan, are staunch supporters of the club. One crestfallen fan told us: “If it wasn’t for the fact that […]
FACEBOOK descended into chaos last night after a user had the audacity to post a photo of his winning betting slip, infuriating the social media site, it has emerged. The unnamed man, thought to be in his 40s, won £75 after placing a tenner on Barcelona to beat Paris Saint-Germain and go through to the […]
GERMAN club Bayern Munich have been charged with serious assault and will appear in court tomorrow after giving Arsenal another extreme battering in the Champions League with a 5-1 victory. Bayern, one of the favourites to win this year’s prestigious trophy, could face at least sixty years behind bars for a series of humiliating assaults […]
BOXING history was made yesterday after British boxers, Tony Bellew and David Haye thrashed out a super pay per view deal to fight on the Jeremy Kyle show, it has been reported. Bellew stunned the world of boxing when he stopped top favourite David Haye in the 11th round but Haye’s camp demanded a rematch […]
MANCHESTER UNITED fans were left in tears this morning after striker Wayne Rooney decided not to move to the Chinese Super League, it has emerged. One fan groaned down our hotline: “Oh no, this means he’s going to be hanging around much longer then.” It is understood Rooney was willing to take the £750-a-week contract […]
SOCIAL MEDIA GIANT Facebook suffered another high dosage of bullshit this morning after a running enthusiast posted on her status that she ‘bagged another 5K’, it has emerged. The runner also added to the ever-encreasing line of boastful nonsense by further enhancing the bullshit when she posted a photo of her Fitbit Charge 2 that […]
SCOTTISH rugby fans have urged Her Majesty to give a knighthood to every player who starred in the heroic 27-22 victory against Ireland at Murrayfield on Saturday, our sports correspondent can confirm. Calls for the knighthood is not thought to be just solely on the narrow victory but the fact Scotland has beaten the team […]
