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Situations Vacant: Trainspotter Required

February 3, 2016 Dafty News 229 Views danny soz, situations vacant, soz satire, trainspotter

A small well-appointed railway station in Dorking, Surrey, are actively seeking a full-time trainspotter to carry out light clerical duties. The sinister, poorly

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Situations Vacant: Doctor’s Receptionist Required

January 8, 2016 Dafty News 290 Views Doctor's Receptionist Required, general practice, situations vacant

A busy Inner London general practice are pleased to announce they have a vacancy for an experienced receptionist to carry

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Situations Vacant: Typical British Family Required

January 7, 2016 Dafty News 199 Views ASBO, child protection agency, electronic tag, situations vacant, social worker, substance abuse, typical british family

The Broadcaster’s Audience Research Board are looking for a typical British family to watch and comment on a number of

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Situations Vacant: Apprentice Mechanic Wanted

January 2, 2016 Dafty News 351 Views situations vacant

A friendly, franchised garage in East London are seeking a disinterested, surly little bastard for a varied number of tasks

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Situations Vacant: Air Guitarist Needed Immediately - No Strings Attached

January 2, 2016 Dafty News 340 Views air guitarist, situations vacant

We are currently looking for an enthusiastic air guitar player to execute a number of embarrassing and irritating duties that

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Situations Vacant: Female Drone Splatterer Wanted

January 2, 2016 Dafty News 253 Views situations vacant

Due to increased overload of work and demand, we seek a female to splat drones in around the household. This

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Situations Vacant: Armed Robber Required

January 2, 2016 Dafty News 254 Views Armed Robber, situations vacant

Must be over-23 and a car owner. Experience an advantage but full training will be given. The successful applicant will

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Situations Vacant: Young Male Required to Help Police With Their Enquiries

January 2, 2016 Dafty News 241 Views enquiries, police, situations vacant

Vacancy has opened up for young males aged between 18-28 to assist police with their ongoing enquiries. Applicants must be

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