Situations Vacant: Trainspotter Required
A small well-appointed railway station in Dorking, Surrey, are actively seeking a full-time trainspotter to carry out light clerical duties. The sinister, poorly
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Situations Vacant: Doctor’s Receptionist Required
A busy Inner London general practice are pleased to announce they have a vacancy for an experienced receptionist to carry
Read moreSituations Vacant: Typical British Family Required
The Broadcaster’s Audience Research Board are looking for a typical British family to watch and comment on a number of
Read moreSituations Vacant: Apprentice Mechanic Wanted
A friendly, franchised garage in East London are seeking a disinterested, surly little bastard for a varied number of tasks
Read moreSituations Vacant: Air Guitarist Needed Immediately - No Strings Attached
We are currently looking for an enthusiastic air guitar player to execute a number of embarrassing and irritating duties that
Read moreSituations Vacant: Female Drone Splatterer Wanted
Due to increased overload of work and demand, we seek a female to splat drones in around the household. This
Read moreSituations Vacant: Armed Robber Required
Must be over-23 and a car owner. Experience an advantage but full training will be given. The successful applicant will
Read moreSituations Vacant: Young Male Required to Help Police With Their Enquiries
Vacancy has opened up for young males aged between 18-28 to assist police with their ongoing enquiries. Applicants must be
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