Pinocchio as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time there wis an old wood carver called Gepetto, who wis very poor. He had a cat
Read moreGranny Bella’s Bedtime Stories
wee granny bella’s parody of classic tales and bedtime stories
Christmas Eve With Santa as told by Wee Granny Bella
It wis the mornin’ of Christmas Eve, and Santa hud the hangover fae hell. ‘Whit the fuck did ye put
Read moreMacFrankenstein: As told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time in the Scottish Highlands, there wis a mad scientist called Dr. MacFrankenstein, who had a fascination
Read moreWee Granny Bella Launches Her First Book
It is indeed a very proud moment for Dafty News as one of our columnists has launched her way to
Read moreWee Granny Bella’s Nursery Rhymes
Our favourite story teller, Wee Granny Bella, doesn’t only entertain her neighbours’ children with stories, she also amuses them with
Read moreThe Princess and the Frog: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time long long ago – fur none o’ these fairy tales happen nooadays, cos too much shit
Read moreThe Emperor’s New Clothes: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time, far far away – just as well for it’s aye freezin’ here – there wis an
Read moreGetting to Know Wee Granny Bella
After many inquiries as to the identity of Wee Granny Bella, who publishes her locally famous bedtime stories exclusively here
Read moreRumpelstiltskin: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time, long ago, there wis this old woman who lived in an old cottage, wi’ her beautiful
Read moreRapunzel: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time in a far away land – don’t ask me where it wis cos A’m no sure
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