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Granny Bella’s Bedtime Stories

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Pinocchio as told by Wee Granny Bella

March 25, 2014March 25, 2014 Dafty Ed 226 Views 0 Comment bedtime stories, pinochio, wee granny bella

Once upon a time there wis an old wood carver called Gepetto, who wis very poor. He had a cat

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Christmas Eve With Santa as told by Wee Granny Bella

December 19, 2013 Dafty Ed 425 Views 0 Comment wee granny bella, wee granny bella's bedtime stories

It wis the mornin’ of Christmas Eve, and Santa hud the hangover fae hell. ‘Whit the fuck did ye put

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MacFrankenstein: As told by Wee Granny Bella

October 31, 2013October 31, 2013 Dafty Ed 155 Views 0 Comment

Once upon a time in the Scottish Highlands, there wis a mad scientist called Dr. MacFrankenstein, who had a fascination

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Wee Granny Bella Launches Her First Book

October 14, 2013October 14, 2013 Dafty Ed 186 Views 0 Comment wee granny bella, wee granny bella's bedtime stories, wee granny bella's book

It is indeed a very proud moment for Dafty News as one of our columnists has launched her way to

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Wee Granny Bella’s Nursery Rhymes

September 1, 2013 Dafty Ed 202 Views 0 Comment nursery rhymes, wee granny bella

Our favourite story teller, Wee Granny Bella, doesn’t only entertain her neighbours’ children with stories, she also amuses them with

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The Princess and the Frog: as told by Wee Granny Bella

August 15, 2013 Dafty Ed 150 Views 0 Comment the princess and the frog, wee granny bella

Once upon a time long long ago – fur none o’ these fairy tales happen nooadays, cos too much shit

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The Emperor’s New Clothes: as told by Wee Granny Bella

June 24, 2013 Dafty Ed 165 Views 0 Comment granny bella, the emperor's new clothes, wee granny bella

Once upon a time, far far away – just as well for it’s aye freezin’ here –  there wis an

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Getting to Know Wee Granny Bella

June 10, 2013October 11, 2013 Dafty Ed 134 Views 0 Comment granny bella, wee granny bella

After many inquiries as to the identity of Wee Granny Bella, who publishes her locally famous bedtime stories exclusively here

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Rumpelstiltskin: as told by Wee Granny Bella

June 3, 2013June 3, 2013 Dafty Ed 161 Views 0 Comment granny bella's bedtime stories, rumpelstiltskin, wee granny bella

Once upon a time, long ago, there wis this old woman who lived in an old cottage, wi’ her beautiful

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Rapunzel: as told by Wee Granny Bella

May 17, 2013May 17, 2013 Dafty Ed 176 Views 0 Comment granny bella's bedtime stories, rapunzel, wee granny bella

Once upon a time in a far away land – don’t ask me where it wis cos A’m no sure

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