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Man Hospitalized After Qualifying for a FREE Brian Toy

February 26, 2016 Dafty News 401 Views confused.com, FREE Brian toy

A 35-YEAR-OLD man from Wakefield in England was being comforted by relatives this morning after his application for a FREE

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Woman in Critical Condition After Uninstalling Apps on Her Phone

February 10, 2016 Dafty News 237 Views apps, Google Play, phone Flipboard

A FORTY-ONE-YEAR-OLD mother-of-four is thought to be in a serious condition in hospital following an incident involving Apps she unsuccessfully

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Half of Britons Want Burglars to Break Into Their Homes: So They Can Beat Them Up

January 18, 2016 Dafty News 251 Views beat-a-burglar, burglar, intruder, Lethal Force R US, new ruling

PROTECTING your family and property rights received a boost after a new ruling means you can now beat the crap

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Over 40s to Have Same PIN Numbers in Government’s Curb to Fight Memory Loss

January 15, 2016 Dafty News 279 Views

AS MEMORY LOSS reaches scary levels in the UK, the government has laid out plans for everyone over 40 to

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The Mortal Instruments hits the small screen – and it’s brilliant!

January 14, 2016 Dafty News 286 Views Clary Fray, Jace Wayland, Netflix, Shadowhunters, Valentine Morgenstern

That’s right the show that’s been throwing out teasers for what feels like an eternity has finally landed, and it

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Christmas Delivery Chaos as Couriers Expect to Deliver Record Amounts of Crap

December 8, 2015 Dafty News 315 Views Christmas Delivery, delivery driver, order online

DELIVERY drivers are expected to smash the annual ‘Christmas delivery crap items direct to your door’ after millions of housewives

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Wetherspoon’s Cyber Attack Exposed Personal Details of 650,000 Boring Customers

December 7, 2015 Dafty News 480 Views 000, 650, cyber attack, jd wetherspoon, personal details

PUB chain JD Wetherspoon became the latest cyber attack victims after hackers stole personal details of at least 650,000 completely

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Bond is back and better than ever!

November 9, 2015 Dafty News 268 Views daniel craig, james bond, spectre, spectre review

The mighty fine Daniel Craig is finally back in our lives in his latest outing as the insanely cool James

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Saints March All Over The Champions

October 7, 2015 Dafty News 248 Views chelsea, jose mourinho, MJ Mullen, Ronald Koeman, southampton

It seems to me that nobody’s talking about the reason that everybody’s talking about Jose Mourinho, and make no mistake,

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It’s All GO As Station Brings Back Local Radio to Glasgow

September 11, 2015September 13, 2015 Dafty News 901 Views glasgow, Glasgow's Own, Go Radio, Kevin Cameron, Scottie McClue, Suzie McGuire, Tiger Tim Stevens

ENTERTAINMENT—With just weeks away before the launch of the city’s brand new digital commercial radio station, there is already an

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