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Self-Published Writer Receives Rejection Slip

A 63 year old British man has become the first writer of a self-published book to receive a rejection slip from a so-called ‘vanity publisher’ since the option of paying to have a piece of writing published, as opposed to having work accepted and distributed by a publishing…

Male-pattern baldness linked to excessive ear, nose hair (probably)

What I’m about to tell you may be considered vain. On the other hand, it could also be considered a responsible act of brushfire prevention. I’m talking, of course, about excessive ear and nose hair. I bring this up because of a recent conversation I had with someone…

People shouldn’t says police spokesman

Police are asking people not to after a number of high profile ones in the recent. Chief Inspector Brian Mostly said that despite the rise in cases of it, over 48% of them had been found not to, which is not really it at all. … Continue Reading…

Joke Candidates Emerge On Cue in 2016 Presidential Race

WASHINGTON - With a little over 72 weeks left in the 2016 presidential race, billionaire Donald Trump today…

Unemployed Guy Figures He’s Pretty Much Better Than Any Of The Jobs That Are Out There

Albuquerque, NM – Nelson Rimsplat has been unemployed now for several months.  He was fired from his job…

We Tried This One Weird Secret And You Won’t Believe The SHOCKING Results

New information has come to light after we commissioned a study into the browsing habits of Internet users,…

Germany considers Greece’s proposal to shove their debt up their arse

Eurozone finance ministers are thought to be seriously considering Greece’s proposal that, rather than discuss a new bail…

Dalai Lama converts to atheism after Glastonbury dump

The notoriously horrific experience of seeing a Glastonbury portaloo has sparkled a spiritual crisis for religious icon the…

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