Relief as Glasgow Subway Closes for a Month
COMMUTERS celebrated today after Glasgow’s underground network closed for a whole month, it has been revealed. Dafty News spoke to
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Wimbledon Relocated to Glasgow Due to Scorching Weather
AS London suffers one of its worst starts to a summer, this year’s Wimbledon tennis tournament is to be held
Read moreRangers’ New Signing Joey Barton Caught Speaking Glaswegian
OUTSPOKEN footballer Joey Barton was caught up in another accent controversy after he was spotted speaking in a broad Glaswegian
Read moreGlasgow Woman Finds the Face of Vladimir Putin in Cornflakes Residue
A 43-year-old woman from Maryhill in Glasgow claims to have seen the face of Russian president, Vladimir Putin, in the
Read moreArseholes in Summer Clothing on the Increase as Temperatures in Glasgow Soar to 9°
THE city of Glasgow and surrounding areas was overwhelmed at the weekend after temperatures rose to a blistering 9°, sparking a
Read moreMeteorite Turns Back After Almost Landing in Scotland
A four-metre meteorite hurling through Earth’s atmosphere made a last ditch decision to turn back after discovering it was about
Read moreGlasgow Man Buys Blue Mug
Reports were coming in on the wires last night that a middle-aged Glasgow man purchased a blue mug from a
Read moreScottish Workers Sent Home Early as Storm Henry Wreaks Havoc
WORKERS received a boost yesterday after hundreds of thousands of workplaces in Scotland sent their workers home early as storm
Read moreSome Translations For Those Not From Glasgow
The following phrases are common to the natives of Glasgow. Enjoy (or try and understand). 1. “Awe right, pal?” Hello,
Read moreRappers War Between 50p & Snitch Dawg (Glasgow VS Edinburgh)
After last night’s drive-by super soaking, 50p put a video on YouTube blaming Snitch Dawg for scooshie gunning him down
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