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President Trump declares his love for Partick Thistle

January 10, 2018 Dafty News 0

US President Donald Trump’s latest genius claim has, at last, come with substance after he officially declared his love for Glasgow giants Partick Thistle. A Trump advisor said this morning: “Donald has made many claims [continue reading]

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The Sweet to reform for Jags benefit gig

January 3, 2018 Dafty News 0

There was exciting news for fans of Scottish and European soccer giants, Partick Thistle last night after ’70’s glam rock icons, The Sweet, announced that they are reforming for one night only to play a [continue reading]

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JAGS LATEST: Chef Sacked After Boardroom Diarrhoea Incident

December 31, 2017 Dafty News 0

News broke last night that newly appointed club chef, Mikey “Fanny Batter” Doyle, has been dismissed with immediate effect after the club chairman and other members of the board messed themselves after eating toast cooked [continue reading]

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Jags tried to sign me claims Neymar

December 31, 2017 Dafty News 0

Brazilian superstar Neymar has spoken for the first time about how he almost opted for Maryhill instead of the bright lights of Paris, it has been exclusively revealed. The board at the Maryhill outfit put [continue reading]

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BREAKING: Celtic and Rangers to amalgamate in bid to break Jags stranglehold

December 31, 2017 Dafty News 0

Glasgow soccer giants, Rangers and Celtic are set to join forces next season in a concerted bid to step out of the shadow of mighty Partick Thistle who have dominated Scottish and European soccer since [continue reading]

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Rangers fan’s Celtic-supporting wife gives birth to a Partick Thistle fan

November 7, 2017 Dafty News 0

A 22-year-old lifelong Celtic supporter has given birth to a Partick Thistle fan despite her husband’s allegiance to fierce Glasgow rivals, Rangers, it was announced last night. Tracy McDell, a hairdresser from Maryhill, gave birth [continue reading]

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A hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment, Alan is destined to be alone. Or is he? The ‘C’ Word sees the plight and determination of one man who’s desperate to overcome his crippling commitment issues [continue reading]

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The creative team at Chicago Rice have entered the cinema5D FUJINON 1 Minute Film Competition with a chance to win a set of 2 FUJINON MK lenses. The guys at Chicago Rice work tirelessly to [continue reading]

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Filmmaker James Joel Dann and his team, Chicago Rice, recently produced a short Christmas clip (to help you through the tough times). What happens when a nice Christmas message pops through the door, saving a [continue reading]

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