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Woman escorted from pub following impertinent and unseemly, football-based opinion

February 5, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 27-year-old woman had to be led from The Blind Beggar public house in Whitechapel, East London, in disgrace on Saturday afternoon after voicing an opinion on the tactics being employed by West Ham United [continue reading]

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President Trump declares his love for Partick Thistle

January 10, 2018 Dafty News 0

US President Donald Trump’s latest genius claim has, at last, come with substance after he officially declared his love for Glasgow giants Partick Thistle. A Trump advisor said this morning: “Donald has made many claims [continue reading]

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The Sweet to reform for Jags benefit gig

January 3, 2018 Dafty News 0

There was exciting news for fans of Scottish and European soccer giants, Partick Thistle last night after ’70’s glam rock icons, The Sweet, announced that they are reforming for one night only to play a [continue reading]

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Amazon recalls thousands of Echo Dots after Alexa failed to name new Rangers manager

December 14, 2017 Dafty News 0

Amazon Echo Dot has come under fire after it failed to name the new Rangers manager, despite being asked by tens of thousands of supporters of the Glasgow club for almost two months, it has [continue reading]

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Missing Argentinian submarine found in Maradona’s bathtub

November 18, 2017 Dafty News 0

The Argentinian navy submarine that has been missing in the South Atlantic for 72 hours has been discovered at the bottom of Argentinian soccer legend, Diego Maradona’s bath at his home in Buenos Aires. The [continue reading]

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Rangers fan’s Celtic-supporting wife gives birth to a Partick Thistle fan

November 7, 2017 Dafty News 0

A 22-year-old lifelong Celtic supporter has given birth to a Partick Thistle fan despite her husband’s allegiance to fierce Glasgow rivals, Rangers, it was announced last night. Tracy McDell, a hairdresser from Maryhill, gave birth [continue reading]

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Betterware catalogue thefts: Cristiano Ronaldo held

October 24, 2017 Dafty News 0

Portuguese soccer idol, Cristiano Ronaldo was being held in custody at an East London police station last night following a string of reports from locals that somebody had been stealing their Betterware catalogues, complete with [continue reading]

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Scottish football fans seek consolation in the weather

October 9, 2017 Dafty News 0

Millions of disappointed Scottish soccer fans were consoling themselves last night by putting aside their team’s miserable exit from the World Cup at the hands of Slovenia and looking forward to the warm and sunlit [continue reading]

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Tunnock’s English Teacakes and the spirit of ’66 spurred us to win, says Scotland boss, Strachan

October 6, 2017 Dafty News 0

Jubilant Scotland soccer boss, Gordon Strachan, told reporters last night that he inspired his struggling team to beat Slovakia with a last-gasp winner in last night’s key World Cup clash by invoking the memory of [continue reading]

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FIFA 18 Most Realistic Yet After Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho Hands in Virtual Transfer Request

October 4, 2017 Dafty News 0

THE makers of the latest FIFA edition, FIFA 18, have been hailed for its stunning accuracy and real-life graphics after Liverpool’s attacking midfielder Coutinho was seen begging to join Barcelona and handing in what looks [continue reading]

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A hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment, Alan is destined to be alone. Or is he? The ‘C’ Word sees the plight and determination of one man who’s desperate to overcome his crippling commitment issues [continue reading]

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The creative team at Chicago Rice have entered the cinema5D FUJINON 1 Minute Film Competition with a chance to win a set of 2 FUJINON MK lenses. The guys at Chicago Rice work tirelessly to [continue reading]

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Short Christmas clip to help you through the tough times

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Filmmaker James Joel Dann and his team, Chicago Rice, recently produced a short Christmas clip (to help you through the tough times). What happens when a nice Christmas message pops through the door, saving a [continue reading]

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