Once upon a time there wis an old wood carver called Gepetto, who wis very poor. He had a cat and a goldfish, but they couldnae have been much company…
March 25, 2014No CommentRead More
It wis the mornin’ of Christmas Eve, and Santa hud the hangover fae hell. ‘Whit the fuck did ye put in ma hot chocolate last night?’ says he tae Mrs.…
December 19, 2013No CommentRead More
Once upon a time in the Scottish Highlands, there wis a mad scientist called Dr. MacFrankenstein, who had a fascination fur electricity an’ deed bodies. It wis only a matter…
October 31, 2013No CommentRead More
It is indeed a very proud moment for Dafty News as one of our columnists has launched her way to what many are predicting will be book writers’ stardom Wee…
October 14, 2013No CommentRead More
Our favourite story teller, Wee Granny Bella, doesn’t only entertain her neighbours’ children with stories, she also amuses them with her own down-to-earth versions of their favourite nursery rhymes. Dafty…
September 1, 2013No CommentRead More
Once upon a time long long ago – fur none o’ these fairy tales happen nooadays, cos too much shit happens – a king and his three lovely daughters lived…
August 15, 2013No CommentRead More
Once upon a time, far far away – just as well for it’s aye freezin’ here – there wis an Emperor wi’ issues. He had nae self-confidence, nae self esteem,…
June 24, 2013No CommentRead More
After many inquiries as to the identity of Wee Granny Bella, who publishes her locally famous bedtime stories exclusively here on Dafty News, the kind old lady agreed to give…
June 10, 2013No CommentRead More
Once upon a time, long ago, there wis this old woman who lived in an old cottage, wi’ her beautiful daughter. One day the young king wis oot riding by…
June 3, 2013No CommentRead More
Once upon a time in a far away land – don’t ask me where it wis cos A’m no sure – there lived a married couple – aye, they were…
May 17, 2013No CommentRead More