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Pinocchio as told by Wee Granny Bella

Once upon a time there wis an old wood carver called Gepetto, who wis very poor. He had a cat and a goldfish, but they couldnae have been much company…

Christmas Eve With Santa as told by Wee Granny Bella

It wis the mornin’ of Christmas Eve, and Santa hud the hangover fae hell. ‘Whit the fuck did ye put in ma hot chocolate last night?’ says he tae Mrs.…

MacFrankenstein: As told by Wee Granny Bella

Once upon a time in the Scottish Highlands, there wis a mad scientist called Dr. MacFrankenstein, who had a fascination fur electricity an’ deed bodies. It wis only a matter…

Wee Granny Bella Launches Her First Book

It is indeed a very proud moment for Dafty News as one of our columnists has launched her way to what many are predicting will be book writers’ stardom Wee…

Wee Granny Bella’s Nursery Rhymes

Our favourite story teller, Wee Granny Bella, doesn’t only entertain her neighbours’ children with stories, she also amuses them with her own down-to-earth versions of their favourite nursery rhymes. Dafty…

The Princess and the Frog: as told by Wee Granny Bella

Once upon a time long long ago – fur none o’ these fairy tales happen nooadays, cos too much shit happens – a king and his three lovely daughters lived…

The Emperor’s New Clothes: as told by Wee Granny Bella

Once upon a time, far far away – just as well for it’s aye freezin’ here –  there wis an Emperor wi’ issues. He had nae self-confidence, nae self esteem,…

Getting to Know Wee Granny Bella

After many inquiries as to the identity of Wee Granny Bella, who publishes her locally famous bedtime stories exclusively here on Dafty News, the kind old lady agreed to give…

Rumpelstiltskin: as told by Wee Granny Bella

Once upon a time, long ago, there wis this old woman who lived in an old cottage, wi’ her beautiful daughter. One day the young king wis oot riding by…

Rapunzel: as told by Wee Granny Bella

Once upon a time in a far away land – don’t ask me where it wis cos A’m no sure – there lived a married couple – aye, they were…

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