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“I Think I Left Report On The Bus”: Sir John Chilcot

July 6, 2016 Dafty News 118 Views Chilcot report, Iraq, Sir John Chilcot, The Palace of Westminster, The Whitechapel Whelk

The long-awaited Chilcot report into the Iraq war faced further delays this morning after the writer of the two million

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Jeremy Corbyn Offers to Blow Hilary Benn to Achieve Party Unity

July 4, 2016 Dafty News 118 Views Hilary Benn, Jeremy Corbyn, Labour Party leader

Embattled Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn has followed up his offer to “reach out” to party rebels to restore party

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BRITAIN WILL FLOAT AWAY FOLLOWING IMMIGRANT EXODUS - DAFTY NEWS EXCLUSIVE

June 27, 2016 Dafty News 121 Views britain, european union, immigrants, Poles, the Romanians, Tunnock's

Dafty News can exclusively reveal that Britain will rise in the sea and float away like a bobbing cork after

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Crufts Takes Back Control After Brexit Vote

June 26, 2016June 26, 2016 Dafty News 172 Views Bichon Frisé, Brexit, British Bulldog, crufts, Doberman Pinscher, English Sheepdog, Europe, european union, French poodles, German shepherds, Great Danes

Pet lovers in the UK are up in arms now that the Brexit vote has gone in favour to leave

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Jeremy Corbyn Sacks Entire House of Commons

June 26, 2016 Dafty News 168 Views Hilary Benn, House Of Commons, Jeremy Corbyn, Labour Party, Shadow Foreign Secretary

In what some political pundits are calling a surprise move, Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has announced that he has

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Jubilant Brexiteers Gather Outside Biro Factory

June 24, 2016 Dafty News 222 Views ballpoint pens, Brexit, Leave, MI5, voting

Over a thousand cheering Brexit voters have joined in a rally outside a ballpoint pen factory in Leeds to express

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British Toddler Found Washed Up on Syrian Beach After Brexit Result

June 24, 2016 Dafty News 244 Views Brexit, refuge, syria

TRAGEDY struck just hours after Britain voted to leave the European Union. Officials in Syria say a white hard-working family

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Becksit: Britain Vote in Favour to Leave David Beckham

June 22, 2016 Dafty News 223 Views becksit, britain, david beckham, Vote

BRITS say they have had enough of David Beckham, his wife, his kids, his products, and everything and anything to

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REMAIN VOTE WILL KILL BRUCE FORSYTH CLAIMS FARAGE

June 16, 2016 Dafty News 192 Views Brexit, bruce forsyth, Nigel Farage, UKIP

UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, was accused of blatant scaremongering yesterday after claiming, that if Britain votes to remain in the

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Scotland Appeals For Emergency Supplies of Vitamin D

May 27, 2016 Dafty News 269 Views Forecast, nicola sturgeon, scotland, vitamin d, weather

After weather forecaster caught lying about good weather prospects. Scotland’s First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon, has begged the WHO (World Health Organization) for

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