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Presstitutes: The End of Mainstream Journalism is Nearing

I’m glad newspapers are paying off journalists and article writers – they deserve what they get. The internet is not only the future but the absolute present. Online newspapers and…

Tam The Bam Says

You know me, I don’t hang about when it comes to reporting. I am not your normal newsreader who, when reading out a story about a pensioner being mugged in…

Two Wee Fannies Trampled Under Stampede

TWO UTTER WASTERS are badly injured after they were trampled on by a stampede of cows. The illegitimate duo have been terrorizing the local farmer’s livestock for weeks and finally…