Safety Concerns After Train Drivers Turn Up For Work
BRITISH RAIL descended into another farce yesterday after hundreds of their drivers arrived for their shift, it has emerged. Concerns
Read moreNews
SYRIAN WAR CASUALTIES HOLD HOSPITAL VIGIL FOR LATE STAR TREK ACTOR
Hundreds of victims of the war in Syria, including many critically injured youngsters, yesterday held a poignant two minutes silence,
Read moreMens’ Obsession With Beards ‘Extremely Worrying’ Say Experts
THE growing trend in beards has sparked an inquiry amongst obsession psychologists, it has emerged. According to experts, the last
Read moreWorld’s Population in Danger as Astronaut Tim Peake Hurls Towards Earth
SEVEN Billion people have been warned to be extra vigilant after British astronaut Tim Peake makes his final descent back
Read morePassengers on Cruise Ship Still Believe They Had Experienced Adverse Weather Conditions
Shocking reports that a delusional passenger on board a cruise liner was left with injuries, blaming choppy seas and bad
Read moreCANDLELIT VIGILS NOT REALLY WORKING SAYS EX-MI5 BOSS
An ex-head of Britain’s MI5 last night whipped up a storm of controversy by claiming that candlelit vigils - like
Read moreI GOT OFF WITH THE QUEEN AT BIRTHDAY BASH CLAIMS LONDON MAN
A 57-year-old builder’s labourer has made the astonishing claim that he had a steamy romp with Her Majesty The Queen
Read moreWomen With Positive Attitude Named Britain’s Biggest Pain in The Arse
HAVING A vibrant and positive attitude has landed highly-driven women up and down the country in the Biggest Pain in
Read moreMAN BREAKS WIND IN CONSULTING ROOM SECONDS BEFORE DOCTOR ENTERS
A fifty-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that he violently broke wind in a consulting room at
Read moreMike Ashley RAGING After Customers Arrived 15 Minutes Late to His Retail Store
SPORTS DIRECT boss Mike Ashley was said to be absolutely fuming after a few customers walked into one of his
Read more