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Safety Concerns After Train Drivers Turn Up For Work

June 21, 2016 Dafty News 148 Views British Rail, drivers, Passengers, safety, Train

BRITISH RAIL descended into another farce yesterday after hundreds of their drivers arrived for their shift, it has emerged. Concerns

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SYRIAN WAR CASUALTIES HOLD HOSPITAL VIGIL FOR LATE STAR TREK ACTOR

June 21, 2016 Dafty News 141 Views Anton Yelchin, Leonard Nimoy, star trek, syria

Hundreds of victims of the war in Syria, including many critically injured youngsters, yesterday held a poignant two minutes silence,

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Mens’ Obsession With Beards ‘Extremely Worrying’ Say Experts

June 20, 2016 Dafty News 119 Views Beards, male grooming, Men

THE growing trend in beards has sparked an inquiry amongst obsession psychologists, it has emerged. According to experts, the last

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World’s Population in Danger as Astronaut Tim Peake Hurls Towards Earth

June 18, 2016 Dafty News 140 Views astronaut, planet earth, tim peake

SEVEN Billion  people have been warned to be extra vigilant after British astronaut Tim Peake makes his final descent back

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Passengers on Cruise Ship Still Believe They Had Experienced Adverse Weather Conditions

June 16, 2016 Dafty News 266 Views adverse alcohol conditions, adverse weather conditions, cruise liner, cruise ship, Passengers

Shocking reports that a delusional passenger on board a cruise liner was left with injuries, blaming choppy seas and bad

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CANDLELIT VIGILS NOT REALLY WORKING SAYS EX-MI5 BOSS

June 14, 2016 Dafty News 132 Views Britain's MI5, candlelit vigils, london

An ex-head of Britain’s MI5 last night whipped up a storm of controversy by claiming that candlelit vigils - like

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I GOT OFF WITH THE QUEEN AT BIRTHDAY BASH CLAIMS LONDON MAN

June 13, 2016 Dafty News 193 Views 90th birthday, Buckingham Palace, Her Majesty The Queen

A 57-year-old builder’s labourer has made the astonishing claim that he had a steamy romp with Her Majesty The Queen

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Women With Positive Attitude Named Britain’s Biggest Pain in The Arse

June 13, 2016 Dafty News 209 Views affirmative action, energy, motivational seminars, Positive Energy

HAVING A vibrant and positive attitude has landed highly-driven women up and down the country in the Biggest Pain in

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MAN BREAKS WIND IN CONSULTING ROOM SECONDS BEFORE DOCTOR ENTERS

June 11, 2016 Dafty News 159 Views East London, The Royal London, The Royal London Hospital, Whitechapel

A fifty-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that he violently broke wind in a consulting room at

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Mike Ashley RAGING After Customers Arrived 15 Minutes Late to His Retail Store

June 10, 2016 Dafty News 212 Views Mike Ashley, sports direct

SPORTS DIRECT boss Mike Ashley was said to be absolutely fuming after a few customers walked into one of his

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