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This Week’s Dafta Award Goers (Sic) to…

Some folks just can’t resist the self-important urge to snap themselves in a selfie – just before being potentially snapped in half by an innocent ton weight bull. What this selfie does is show the world how much of a dafty this guy is but how about a…

Moderate Drinking to be Curbed in New Legislation

Self-inflicting Friday organizers want more people to take part in the new global enterprise. As part of the Self-Inflicting Friday celebrations Dafty News is pleased to report all Brits, Americans and Australians have been warned to quit moderate drinking immediately and opt for a more unhealthier option of…

Dementia Sufferers Told to ‘Forget it’ in New Government Measures

Dementia sufferers, Alzheimer’s patients and those suffering from memory loss have been told to ‘forget it’ in a new government proposal, officials say. The move, which is so barbaric and unethical, will make people think twice about losing their mind, say health insiders. Our health leak said this…

Obese People Warned to Eat More Cake, Say Government

The government has today issued a statement that is set to change the health and medical industry by…

Man Lives in Isolation in Mountains to Prove He Can

39-year-old Luke Brimshaw has been living in a mountain region in Canada for six months has baffled experts…

24-Year-Old Woman Lands Dream Job After Her Mugshot Appears Online

A 24-year-old woman, known only as Miss 3603500, has landed her dream job as a supermarket checkout girl…

Man Loses Job Because of Phobia of Going to Work

A 37-year-old man from Lancashire in England has lost his unfair dismissal claim after bosses sacked him for…

World Cup Tweets Go Brazil Nuts

In the aftermath of Brazil’s utter World Cup humiliation we’ve selected the best Twitter memes that pretty much…

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