Mad-Ass Hussein: The Despotic Motor Vehicle Technician You Can Trust
Dear Mad-Ass I recently bought my daughter an old BMC Mini from an auction which is now her pride and
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ARCHIE PAMPERS: ADULT BABY AND THE CLUTCH GURU YOU CAN TRUST
Dear Archie I own a 2002 Honda Civic Sport 1.4 and have recently experienced quite severe clutch judder when moving
Read moreBBC Test Card Girl. The No-Frills Tennis Coach The Pros Can Trust
I’m a leading tennis pro whose career has taken a bit of a downturn recently. After a couple of highly
Read moreA Decidedly Merry Xmas Message From PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Addled London Bobby You Can Trust
Evenin’ all. During the festive season, it’s easy to get sucked into all the alcohol-fuelled revelry and to end up
Read moreDear Plumber: No Sexual Problem Too Perverse. No Plumbing Job Too Small
As a jobbing plumber of over 30 years standing it will come as no surprise when I tell you that
Read moreAsk PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Addled London Bobby You Can Trust
Dear PC Ted I’ve recently started a new job as leader of Her Majesty’s opposition, and I have to say
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Dear PC Ted I’m a 15-year-old girl who’s being bullied at school by some of my classmates. The girls, in
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Dear PC Ted I’m a 19-year-old girl who has just started work at a busy London insurance company. I’m currently
Read moreMENOPAUSAL MEG: HORMONAL AGONY AUNT FROM HADES
Dear Meg I’m a 25-year-old male, who, despite being reasonably attractive, still hasn’t slept with a girl. My problem lies in
Read moreASK PC TED STUPOR: THE DRINK-ADDLED LONDON BOBBY YOU CAN TRUST
Dear PC Ted I’m a middle-aged woman living in Scotland with my Glaswegian husband but my elderly mother still lives
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