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Mad-Ass Hussein: The Despotic Motor Vehicle Technician You Can Trust

April 27, 2016 Dafty News 137 Views Baghdad, Hussein, Iraq, Republican Guard

Dear Mad-Ass I recently bought my daughter an old BMC Mini from an auction which is now her pride and

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ARCHIE PAMPERS: ADULT BABY AND THE CLUTCH GURU YOU CAN TRUST

March 14, 2016 Dafty News 193 Views Archie Pampers, clutch guru

Dear Archie I own a 2002 Honda Civic Sport 1.4 and have recently experienced quite severe clutch judder when moving

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BBC Test Card Girl. The No-Frills Tennis Coach The Pros Can Trust

March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Dafty News 315 Views BBC Test Card Girl, Olympic gold medal, tennic coach, US Open, wimbledon, Wimbledon men’s final

I’m a leading tennis pro whose career has taken a bit of a downturn recently. After a couple of highly

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A Decidedly Merry Xmas Message From PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Addled London Bobby You Can Trust

December 22, 2015 Dafty News 287 Views London Bobby, PC Ted Stupor

Evenin’ all. During the festive season, it’s easy to get sucked into all the alcohol-fuelled revelry and to end up

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Dear Plumber: No Sexual Problem Too Perverse. No Plumbing Job Too Small

December 15, 2015 Dafty News 265 Views agony column, Corgi registered, DIY, plumber

As a jobbing plumber of over 30 years standing it will come as no surprise when I tell you that

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Ask PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Addled London Bobby You Can Trust

December 2, 2015December 2, 2015 Dafty News 369 Views PC Ted Stupor

Dear PC Ted I’ve recently started a new job as leader of Her Majesty’s opposition, and I have to say

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ASK PC TED STUPOR: THE DRINK ADDLED LONDON BOBBY YOU CAN TRUST

October 17, 2015October 24, 2015 Dafty News 259 Views

Dear PC Ted I’m a 15-year-old girl who’s being bullied at school by some of my classmates. The girls, in

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PC TED STUPOR: THE DRINK-ADDLED LONDON BOBBY YOU CAN TRUST

September 12, 2015 Dafty News 223 Views agony column, PC Ted Stupor

Dear PC Ted I’m a 19-year-old girl who has just started work at a busy London insurance company. I’m currently

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MENOPAUSAL MEG: HORMONAL AGONY AUNT FROM HADES

August 31, 2015 Dafty News 199 Views agony aunt, agony column, MENOPAUSAL MEG

Dear Meg I’m a 25-year-old male, who, despite being reasonably attractive, still hasn’t slept with a girl. My problem lies in

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ASK PC TED STUPOR: THE DRINK-ADDLED LONDON BOBBY YOU CAN TRUST

August 29, 2015 Dafty News 198 Views PC Ted Stupor

Dear PC Ted I’m a middle-aged woman living in Scotland with my Glaswegian husband but my elderly mother still lives

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