The Casebook of PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Ravaged London Bobby You Can Trust

Evenin’ all.

Policing our great capital can be a pretty arduous, and even grim, business at times; particularly since we left the European Union, which has seemingly brought about a growing number of ugly racist incidents and attacks.

Last week, my partner and I received a shout informing us of an ongoing fracas in Whitechapel Road, involving a gang of white youths who were attacking a Polish grocery store with bricks and iron bars

We immediately raced to the scene where I left my partner to deal with the altercation while I went into the shop and drank 6 cans of super strength Polish lager and a dozen or more vodka shots.

By the time my partner was taken to hospital in an ambulance I’d wet myself and been sick down my clothes.

Evenin’ all.

 

 

 

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