Camelot to Pay Out 33 Million Pairs of Unwashed Jeans to Lucky Gran

A 48-YEAR-OLD gran says her life won’t change despite winning the staggering amount of unwashed denims.

The gran came forward to claim her prize but Camelot say she may have to wait six months before her winnings can be paid out.

Camelot spokesperson said this morning: “We’ve been inundated by hundreds claiming to be the other lucky ticket holder of 33million so this could take some time before we can actually deliver the 33million pairs of denims to the lucky gran.”

It is understood the six months wait is to allow Camelot to find a suitable jeans manufacturer who can deliver 33million pairs.

Camelot did look into child labour camps in Bangladesh but sources there say 33million pairs of jeans is nowhere near enough as that would only mean a day’s work.




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