FOR the fourth year running not one fuck was given today after millions of Brits gleefully celebrated the coveted National ‘Not Giving a Fuck Day’.
Across the nation, workers downed tools as the country descended into a mass ‘not giving a fuck’ mode.
Spokesperson and founder of N.N.G.A.F.D (National Not Giving a Fuck Day) said of the celebrations: “Since its inception four years ago we’ve seen a remarkable rise in Brits taking part. It’s such a sight to behold. Millions and millions of Brits simply not giving two fucks. It should be celebrated in every other country.”
It is understood the celebrations were so successful there have been calls to hold the event for the other 364 days of the year.