Bookies Shorten Odds on Man Phoning His Mum

ODDS have been slashed by bookmakers after a series of calls made by young men to their mothers was detected, it has been reported.

One leading bookmaker said: “There has been a flurry of bets on young guys finally finding a bit of time to phone their mums. The odds were 2500/1 but those odds have been slashed down to 10/1. We have no idea why but we are guessing the holiday season is coming up and there’s every chance males in their 20s and 30s are a bit short on cash.”

It’s not the first time bookmakers have slashed odds. Last month bets on women paying attention to other road users went from 1million/1 down to 900,000/1 after a 24-year-old female driver from Essex was seen stopping at a zebra crossing.

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