Blind Mystic Baba Vanga Predicted Scotland Would Not Qualify for a World Cup Until 3045

BULGARIAN blind mystic, Baba Vanga, revealed before she died that the Scottish national team would not see a World Cup again until the year 3045, sources have revealed.

The news will disappoint the Tartan Army but realists in the world of football don’t see it as a surprise, after Scotland lost 3-0 to the Auld Enemy, England, at Wembley in a 2018 World Cup qualifier.

Scotland’s last appearance was in the 1998 World Cup held in France but thanks to the visions of Baba Vanga, it’s going to be a long time before the Scots will qualify for another tournament.

Sources close to the documents left behind after she passed away revealed some other staggering predictions including Glen Hoddle still working as a football pundit and England’s manager by the year 3045 will be the great, great, great, great, great grandson of Sam Allardyce.

Dafty News understands the document with the blind Bulgarian woman’s predictions say the tournament in 3045 will likely be held on planet mars, but the good news is there will be no alcohol ban, which is sure to please the hordes of travelling Scottish supporters.

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