Big Aunty Madge Solves Threesome Problem

Two’s a Crowd, Three’s a Problem

Dear Auntie Madge,

My boyfriend recently asked me if I would take part in a threesome and I was shocked but more shock was to follow when he said he wanted the threesome to include him, me, and my sister. I feel such a mess now and totally disturbed by his fantasy revelation.

Madge says:

Don’t worry yersel sick sweetheart. Aw men fantasise about threesomes and aw men fantasise about huvin’ it aff wi their partner’s sister.

Your sister doesn’t even have to be particularly good-looking. In fact, she could be anything from a midget tae a 6ft 2 model; aw men fantasise aboot their sister-in-laws and if they don’t huv a sister-in-law they make wan up.

I would call his bluff. Tell him you are on but in one condition: you turn that wee threesome intae a foursome and ask him tae bring his brother.

See if he likes sharing his candy then in the playground.

One Response to Big Aunty Madge Solves Threesome Problem

  1. Jack Potter Reply

    April 17, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    Exactly Madge, “A threesome dear?”
    “OK ask big Ralph from the gym, Or how about Sammy Dong, from the Grocers?”

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