BBC Unveils Shake-up: More Crap TV Programmes Promised

THE BBC made the announcement yesterday that the shake-up will see the corporation unleash even more crap into the living-rooms of license payers, it has been revealed.

Spokesperson for the BBC told Dafty News: “We have a reputation for producing an astonishing amount of crap for the public to view but over the years the crap level has dropped with shows like Eastenders and other meaningless scheduled programmes. Even our news is total nonsense and based purely on propaganda.”

It is understood the move will see the BBC climb to the top of the crap ratings after promising to offload a shed load of complete and utter crap passed off as entertainment and education.

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