ALDI to Recall Shoppers Over Hygiene Fears

SUPERMARKET chain ALDI say they will recall thousands of their customers over a hygiene scare after scores of them were found to be smelly, reeking of bad body odour and wearing filthy clothing, it has emerged.

One ALDI boss said this morning: “We have a strict policy on quality products and shoppers. We simply cannot afford to allow such a matter to infiltrate our stores.”

It is not the first time the chain has been in the news. Only this morning the mainstream media reported another hygiene scare involving their biscuit products but we thoroughly believe that story to be too far-fetched.

 

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