57-Year-Old Man Reveals His Secret to Looking Like a 57-Year-Old Man

A 57-YEAR-OLD man has lifted the lid on his secret to exclusively reveal how he manages to keep his 57-year-old look, it has been revealed.

He told Dafty News in an interview: “People come up to me and say they cannot believe I am actually 57-year-old.”

The 57-year-old’s secret is thought to be down to a strict poor diet, lots of alcohol and never looking after himself as often as he can.

He said: “The key to looking 57-year-old is to make sure you abuse your body as much as you can.”

The 57-year-old claims anyone can look 57 years old.

He continued: “Even if you are 31 or 45, with my lifestyle you can look exactly like a 57-year-old man…even if you are a woman.”

The 57-year-old’s blueprint contains:

  • How to obtain a liver the size of a rugby ball
  • How to achieve that smokey crackling lung when you cough
  • How to feel terrible 24 hours each day
  • Why you mustn’t go to a doctor or receive any medical attention

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