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Month: February 2018

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Glasgow anti-boxing man held for domestic violence

February 28, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 45-year-old Glasgow man who regularly speaks out against the sport of professional boxing was last night arrested at his home and charged with assaulting his wife after neighbours raised the alarm when a heated [continue reading]

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Brit tourist hospitalised in Alabama following ‘fag’ misunderstanding

February 27, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 42-year-old British tourist was badly beaten in a bar in Montgomery, Alabama, last Friday evening after telling fellow drinkers that he was ‘dying for a fag’ (the colloquial English term for cigarettes) after running [continue reading]

Sport

I’m irresistible to women claims Partick Thistle fan

February 26, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 23-year-old man from Maryhill in Glasgow has told Dafty News that women fall at his feet whenever he mentions the fact that he supports beleaguered local football minnows, Partick Thistle. Tobias McDell, a forklift [continue reading]

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Bone spur prevented me from helping Florida schoolkids says Sheriff’s deputy

February 25, 2018 Dafty News 0

Underfire Deputy, Scot Peterson, who has been widely condemned for failing to act when a crazed shooter opened fire on students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Florida last week, has told reporters that [continue reading]

Lifestyle

You are delusional if you think your grandchildren are extra special, say mental health experts

February 23, 2018 Dafty News 0

Grandmothers who believe their grandchildren are special have been hit with a devastating blow that they are in fact suffering from a range of delusional disorders, it has emerged. Top psychiatrists have long maintained grandmothers [continue reading]

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Local woman battered partner following basmati rice boasting incident court told

February 23, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 49-year-old Whitechapel woman was given a 2-year suspended sentence at Bow Street Magistrates Court yesterday after pleading guilty to Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm after the court heard that she had attacked her partner [continue reading]

Geek News

Skype GP appointments “like a repulsive Chat Roulette”

February 23, 2018 Dafty News 0

Shocking revelations emerged today (they would have emerged last month but they fell down the gap in my in-tray) that Cyber-Doctors (like normal NHS doctors but with highly specialised equipment such as a computer and [continue reading]

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Study: 90 percent of Brits wish it were legal to copulate in the street like dogs

February 22, 2018 Dafty News 0

According to a recent poll conducted by The University of Sussex, an astonishing 90% of Britain’s population would be in favour of people being able to have sex in public like dogs. The males questioned [continue reading]

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Local man run over and killed by bus despite ‘starting the day the right way with a sensational smoothie’

February 21, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 23-year-old Whitechapel man who drank a so-called ‘sensational peach smoothie’ which was advertised as being, ‘the right way to start your day’ was run over and killed by a Number 67 bus at the [continue reading]

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Glasgow Man Caged For Shouting At Burglar

February 20, 2018 Dafty News 0

A Glasgow man was given two consecutive life sentences yesterday after being found guilty of shouting loudly at a burglar who had broken into his home in the early hours of the morning in December [continue reading]

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The C-word Trailer

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A hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment, Alan is destined to be alone. Or is he? The ‘C’ Word sees the plight and determination of one man who’s desperate to overcome his crippling commitment issues [continue reading]

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January 25, 2018 0

The creative team at Chicago Rice have entered the cinema5D FUJINON 1 Minute Film Competition with a chance to win a set of 2 FUJINON MK lenses. The guys at Chicago Rice work tirelessly to [continue reading]

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Filmmaker James Joel Dann and his team, Chicago Rice, recently produced a short Christmas clip (to help you through the tough times). What happens when a nice Christmas message pops through the door, saving a [continue reading]

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