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Month: September 2017

Drinking coffee could reduce the risk of shouting at hairdressers, claims report
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Drinking coffee could reduce the risk of shouting at hairdressers, claims report

September 30, 2017 Dafty News 0

A recent in-depth study, conducted by The University of Surrey, has found that people who drink between 3 and 5 cups of coffee a day were far less likely to shout at a hairdresser than [continue reading]

Sweetcorn
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Sweetcorn

September 29, 2017 Dafty News 0

Two drifters down on their luck stumble upon a golden opportunity to make it big in the city of dreams, Manchester. Sweetcorn from Chicago Rice on Vimeo.

Politics

JUST IN: Fears grow for Mike Pence as his lean worsens

September 29, 2017 Dafty News 0

Close friends of American vice-president, Mike Pence are becoming increasingly alarmed at the rate at which his body movement away from the perpendicular has grown over the past few months. His press agent, Tobias T. [continue reading]

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Glasgow man brutally beaten by racists following bended knee marriage proposal misunderstanding

September 28, 2017 Dafty News 0

A 22-year-old man from Drumchapel was recovering in hospital last night following a brutal beating from racist thugs who mistook his bended knee marriage proposal to his girlfriend for a gesture of support for the [continue reading]

Politics

NFL sonsofbitches are disrespecting the fact that I would have been a war hero, claims Trump

September 27, 2017 Dafty News 0

US President, Donald Trump, last night hit back at the American football stars who have been protesting against recent racial injustices by kneeling during the national anthem before games. Trump told a Republican party rally [continue reading]

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Fears Grow for Missing St. Albans Man Following ‘Parentals’ Quip

September 26, 2017 Dafty News 0

41-year-old St. Albans man, Craig Boreham-Woods has been reported missing following an incident at a dinner party when friends ostracised him for referring to his mother and father as his ‘parentals’. “It’s been coming for [continue reading]

Politics

Rees-Mogg Confirmed as Latest ‘Banksy’

September 26, 2017 Dafty News 0

A week after two new Banksy pieces popped up in London, the ‘Enigmatic artist’ – or if you prefer, legitimised graffiti vandal - has revealed that his most audacious work yet has been under our [continue reading]

Football Daft

West Ham’s Andy Carroll injured during ‘taking the knee’ training ground mishap

September 26, 2017 Dafty News 0

Injury-plagued West Ham United striker, Andy Carroll, will now be out of action for another 6 months after a training ground incident in which he was demonstrating his plan to ‘take the knee’ in support [continue reading]

Celebrity News

Audience left stunned as Craig Revel Horwood bums blow-up Len Goodman doll on live TV

September 25, 2017 Dafty News 0

Live TV viewers and the studio audience at the Strictly Come Dancing season opener on Saturday night were left stunned when pantomime villain judge, Craig Revel Horwood, inflated a life-size doll of former Strictly judge, [continue reading]

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Ryanair hire 700 Uber drivers to ease pilot shortage

September 23, 2017 Dafty News 0

Under-fire budget airline, Ryanair, have hired 700 minicab drivers who are currently working for the app-based private hire company, Uber, to sit in for pilots who are on leave, it was revealed last night. The [continue reading]

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The C-word Trailer

March 19, 2018 0

A hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment, Alan is destined to be alone. Or is he? The ‘C’ Word sees the plight and determination of one man who’s desperate to overcome his crippling commitment issues [continue reading]

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A dark trip down memory lane

January 25, 2018 0

The creative team at Chicago Rice have entered the cinema5D FUJINON 1 Minute Film Competition with a chance to win a set of 2 FUJINON MK lenses. The guys at Chicago Rice work tirelessly to [continue reading]

Short Christmas clip to help you through the tough times
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Short Christmas clip to help you through the tough times

December 28, 2017 0

Filmmaker James Joel Dann and his team, Chicago Rice, recently produced a short Christmas clip (to help you through the tough times). What happens when a nice Christmas message pops through the door, saving a [continue reading]

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