FURNITURE giant IKEA has recalled thousands of sofa beds after it emerged customers were enjoying a comfortable and relaxed night of deep sleep. The move thought to be one of the Swedish companies most daring and [continue reading]
FOLLOWING the stunning but well-predicted Euro campaign elimination, England suffered another defeat after it emerged captain Wayne Rooney has yet to make a formal announcement on his international retirement. The news is sure to add [continue reading]
A team insider has told Dafty News that England football team boss, Roy Hodgson, was so incensed after his sides 2-1 defeat by lowly Iceland on Monday night he deliberately messed up blundering goalkeeper, Joe [continue reading]
Reports are coming in, that, following England’s humiliating 2-1 defeat to lowly Iceland in last night’s Euro 2016 clash, the reverberations caused by gales of laughter emanating from homes north of the border triggered a [continue reading]
TERROR bosses have recalled at least one-hundred suicide bombers after yet another failed detonation, it has been exclusively revealed. The terror group say they plan to retrain the suicide bombers due to dwindling numbers of [continue reading]
Dafty News can exclusively reveal that Britain will rise in the sea and float away like a bobbing cork after all the immigrants are booted out of the country following our exit from The European [continue reading]
Pet lovers in the UK are up in arms now that the Brexit vote has gone in favour to leave the European Union. A Crufts spokesperson has released a press statement saying that German shepherds [continue reading]
In what some political pundits are calling a surprise move, Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has announced that he has sacked the government as well as the opposition and all the remaining MPs in The [continue reading]
A TWENTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD woman from England was being comforted last night after her move to leave Facebook dramatically backfired, resulting in the pretty mum-of-two returning an hour later. The woman had previously announced she was leaving [continue reading]
GLASWEGIAN comedian Gary Faulds has certainly lived the high life – and the low. After his hugely successful solo show at the famous Victoria’s Nightclub in the heart of the vibrant city, the east end [continue reading]
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