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Month: October 2014

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Passengers Urged to Take Kitchen Sinks On Holiday

October 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

TRAVEL bosses say they plan to run a series of advertizing campaigns that will encourage holidaymakers to take their kitchen sinks with them to their holiday destinations. Katy Smith, a travel agent who sports her [continue reading]

Sport

Could Steven Gerrard End Career Away From Anfield?

October 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

IT might seem like an unthinkable proposition but Steven Gerrard might well extend his playing career at another club should Liverpool fail to secure a deal for his services next season. It is difficult to [continue reading]

The News

Public Health Threat: Alcohol Calorie Watch Proposal

October 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

HEALTH officials say alcohol should be labelled to show calorie intake as part of the plan to fight obesity. Western Morning News writes on their website: The majority of the 2,117 UK adults they asked [continue reading]

The News

Government Child Abuse Inquiry

October 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

Fiona Woolf played down her links to Lord Brittan and faced calls for her resignation. The Guardian writes on their website: The home affairs select committee revealed that a formal letter between Woolf and May [continue reading]

Music

From Open Mic Nights to World Star Comparison: Meet the Next Music Hopeful

October 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 2

It is not often a fresh up-and-coming musician has to cope with superlatives and high praise. Those are normally reserved for the chart-toppers and stadia-ready icons. Right? Not for Nicky Murray, the 20-year-old starlet with [continue reading]

The News

Sarah Payne’s Father Dies

October 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

Michael Payne, the father of murdered schoolgirl Sarah, has died, aged 45. Mr Payne turned to alcohol as he struggled to cope with the loss of his daughter in the most tragic of circumstances. Little [continue reading]

News

Operation Board Game Inventor Requires Surgery

October 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

Is it irony week this week, or have we missed something? It has now emerged the inventor of the game, Mr John Spinello (not Spine.ello) needs an operation but cannot afford it. The skint bone [continue reading]

News

UK Blackout Warns Brits Could Return to the 1970s

October 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

GREAT BRITAIN is on the brink of a National Grid energy crisis after bosses say blackouts are imminent that will remind the nation of the 1970s. Spokesperson for the energy association said this morning: “Britons [continue reading]

Political

Did Chruchill Have Prior Knowledge of Coventry Blitz?

October 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

CLAIMS Winston Churchill knew of imminent attack by the Germans on the unsuspecting residents of Coventry in England have been circulating for decades. BBC writes on their website: Coventry and its people were sacrificed, the [continue reading]

Political

Apartheid Rules on Buses For Palestinians Proposed

October 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

ISRAEL plans to impose public transport ban on Palestinians. The i100 Independent writes on their website: Israel’s defence minister is reportedly set to introduce a new policy that will effectively ban Palestinians from travelling on [continue reading]

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