Woman’s Attempt to Attract Attention on Facebook Backfires Spectacularly as Nobody Actually Gives a Fuck
AN ATTENTION-seeking woman who desperately sought affection on Facebook for the 10th time in a week failed in spectacular fashion last night after not one single person on her friends list gave one fuck, it has emerged.
The woman, who has a history and track record of posting utter drivel on her wall to attract attention and get likes, faced cyber humiliation after failing to catch the attention of her 1,700 friends.
One Facebook user told our reporters: “We tried to feel sorry for her but she is one of those people you simply can’t feel sorry for. As much as we try but she is so annoying.
“She posts things like, ‘What time does ASDA stay open until?’ and ‘Anybody got a recommendation to get rid of a headache’?”
It’s not the first time a Facebook user has failed miserably to get any response from a post.
In April 2015 an angry user asked for recommendations on what the best balaclava is to wear and what weapons are best used to carry out a terror attack.