Woman Lambasted For Not Enjoying La La Land

Woman Lambasted For Not Enjoying La La Land

A 25-YEAR-OLD secretary was the victim of online trolls yesterday after she foolishly said she ‘didn’t enjoy’ the latest movie sensation La La Land, nominated for 14 Oscars, it has been reported.

The pretty mother-of-one posted on her Facebook status that ‘the film wasn’t up to much’ and she ‘didn’t understand what all the fuss was about’.

Reports suggest a total of 7million online trolls descended on the woman’s Facebook page where she received a barrage of abuse from musical lovers.

One troll, who wished not to be named, told Dafty News: “How dare this cow, not like La La Land. Everybody should love it even if you haven’t seen the movie. You have to go along with the hype otherwise, you are a despicable human being.”

One troll even threatened anyone who doesn’t like the movie with some serious promises. She told our reporters: “Be warned, be very warned, we will stop at nothing to make you like the film. We’ll bombard your social media accounts with a string of hits from the biggest thing to hit the big screen in years.”

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