Twat in Office Still Boasting About Taking Part in Marathon

Twat in Office Still Boasting About Taking Part in Marathon
by Dafty News

IT has been three whole days since a male office worker ran the Edinburgh Marathon but his working colleagues say he is ‘still fucking going on about it’, it has been reported.

One office worker who works on the same floor as the keen runner told our reporters this morning: “The twat ran the marathon on Saturday, big fucking deal, it’s Tuesday and the twat is still going around telling everyone in the workplace about his exploits.”

It is not the first time the really annoying twat has continued to boast about an event long after it occurred. In November last year, he spent ten whole days going around his floor telling everyone about how he secured two free tickets to see Rod Stewart after winning them on a local radio contest.

 

 

 

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