Trump demands full genetic coding on white male Vegas shooter for evidence of black forebears

Trump demands full genetic coding on white male Vegas shooter for evidence of black forebears
by Danny SoZ

It is understood that President Donald Trump has asked for the DNA of the dead white male responsible for today’s mass shooting at a country music concert in Las Vegas to be forensically tested for evidence which could indicate that the killer had black or Hispanic roots.

A White House insider told us: “The President was very disappointed when he found out this guy was an elderly white man and quickly ordered these tests to be carried out

“If all else fails, he’s hoping that the guy is a relative of one of the NFL players that took a knee during last weeks protests.”

Thus far, Trump has remained fairly tight-lipped, apart from a short tweet in which he advised Americans that everything possible was being done to establish whether or not the shooter was a very fine person or a sonofabitch loser.

 

 

 

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