Trump Announces Sweden Terror Attack After IKEA Unveil Latest Furniture Range

Trump Announces Sweden Terror Attack After IKEA Unveil Latest Furniture Range

PRESIDENT TRUMP issued a warning to the world yesterday over growing fears Sweden are secretly producing weapons of mass destruction, it has been reported.

A spokesperson from The White House said in a statement this morning:

“Our intelligence has switched its attention from North Korea to cover a more dangerous situation currently arising in Sweden.

“Our intelligence agencies have found a new threat to the world that’s clearly coming from Swedish furniture giants IKEA.

“We can confirm a full range of dangerous weapons in the form of table legs a fold-down sofas are now becoming a bigger threat to our way of life than any Islamic extremist organization.”

The latest threat to the world comes after President Trump added pressure on Sweden to ‘rid the country of the latest terror group IKEA’ and issue a ban on importing dark coloured timber supplies to stop the spread of untold terror.

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