Theresa May ecstatic at her reshuffled cabinet after being able to access the biscuits easier

Theresa May ecstatic at her reshuffled cabinet after being able to access the biscuits easier
by Dafty News

Prime Minister Theresa May was said to be delighted this morning after having a peek into her newly-formed cabinet, it has emerged.

Speaking exclusively to Dafty News, an excited May said: “I can reach the Rich Teas now and all the little things we take for granted such as Pot Noodles are all nice and tidy.

“My party did a great job and I’d like to thank them all for the reshuffle, and especially to the one who showed great initiative by washing the insides down with a nice clean damp cloth dipped in Mr. Muscle. It’s really clean now.”

Part of the reshuffle saw a complete makeover at 10 Downing Street that includes:

  • The hinges no longer squeak
  • The doors close over quietly, putting an end to constant banging
  • All the important things like cake and creams are all neatly displayed at the front
  • No more grasping things at the back in the dark thanks to a new inside light being installed

It’s not the first time May has had a reshuffle in recent years.

In 2016 she installed a nuclear warhead under her bathroom vanity unit for anyone who disagreed with her on her views on foreign policies.

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