Prime Minister Theresa May was said to be delighted this morning after having a peek into her newly-formed cabinet, it has emerged.
Speaking exclusively to Dafty News, an excited May said: “I can reach the Rich Teas now and all the little things we take for granted such as Pot Noodles are all nice and tidy.
“My party did a great job and I’d like to thank them all for the reshuffle, and especially to the one who showed great initiative by washing the insides down with a nice clean damp cloth dipped in Mr. Muscle. It’s really clean now.”
Part of the reshuffle saw a complete makeover at 10 Downing Street that includes:
- The hinges no longer squeak
- The doors close over quietly, putting an end to constant banging
- All the important things like cake and creams are all neatly displayed at the front
- No more grasping things at the back in the dark thanks to a new inside light being installed
It’s not the first time May has had a reshuffle in recent years.
In 2016 she installed a nuclear warhead under her bathroom vanity unit for anyone who disagreed with her on her views on foreign policies.