A 37-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has made the astonishing claim that his testicles and groin area were bone dry just 2 hours after leaving the shower.
Toby Dell, a plasterer and a married father of 6, told us: “It was incredible, to be honest with you. I put my hands down my boxers at 8.00am after getting out of the shower at 6.00, and to my amazement, my Niagras were completely dry.
Even the sides, which normally take at least 12 hours and rub painfully against the inside of your legs for hours after a shower, seemed to be completely free from moisture.
“The only other time this has happened was when I used the wife’s hairdryer on them, and even then there were still a few damp patches around that bit near the arse.”
Mr Dell will now undergo clinical trials to establish whether his body contains a gene that may be used to help other men whose damp ‘orchestras’ chafe against their thighs for hours on bastard end.