TERROR group ISIS has stooped to an all-time low after it emerged they have been forcing prisoners to sign up for a range of online courses. The courses thought to be everything from a horrific 6-week ‘Online Marketing Course’, ‘How to Get More Facebook Likes’, ‘Burn Fat in a Week’ and the dreaded ‘Start a […]
ANTI-TERROR police have foiled one of the biggest potential terrorist attacks in Britain after it emerged they smashed a plot by ISIS to distribute Susan Boyle’s CDs across the country. Authorities say the daring raid, in which four men and two women were arrested, could have resulted in absolute horror if the sickening plan had […]
TERRORIST group, Islamic State have gone beyond evil after declaring they will unleash their most deadliest weapon to date on unsuspecting westerners this coming festive period, it has been confirmed. An ISIS spokesperson told Dafty News in a political exclusive: “We want to inflict as much damage to the infidel as we can and we […]
ISLAMIC state terrorists have declared war on any radio station playing the seasonal hit song ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ before the 1st of December, it has emerged. A spokesperson for ISIS made this harrowing statement on their website this morning: “If we find a DJ playing that fucking song during the month of November we are […]
THE city of Aleppo in Syria was plunged into further chaos last night after controversial X-Factor contestant known as Honey G got through to the next round, it has emerged. One unfortunate resident of Aleppo jammed his Facebook account with messages of disappointment and calls for the show to be axed. Al-Bashar Mahdi, whose four […]
ISLAMIC STATE terrorist leaders have gone a step too far. This time, they have forced boys as young as 6-years-old to watch videos of Manchester United player Wayne Rooney in action. The sickening clips, taken from a recent Manchester United defeat to Watford together with footage of Rooney playing for England, is understood to be […]
ISLAMIC STATE has stooped to an all-time low after posting sickening adverts online and in situation’s vacant newspaper posts offering babysitting positions in Syria, it has been reported. Terror group leaders say they have no option but to deploy a babysitting service to look after their hostages so that they can go out on the […]
THOUSANDS of misplaced, starving, and desperate refugees fleeing terror regions in Syria have expressed their sadness after pop icon Taylor Swift showed off a new tattoo, it has been reported. Speaking outside a run-down hospital in the ISIS-captured city of Raqqa, Dafty News reporters cried as injured and sick women and children wept as the news of Swift’s […]
TERROR group ISIS have warned the public to stay well away from the games at the Euro 2016 in France, after they made threats that the tournament will be the most boring of all time, according to sources. Islamic State leaders say they expect a lot of scoreless draws, lots of play-acting by so-called athletes […]
TERROR group ISIS have revealed they are absolutely scared to death of the annual pop fest bash, to be held in Stockholm next month, cancelling any claims an attack could be imminent in the Swedish capital. Terrorist expert Dan Hardgreaves said of the latest terror threat: “The biggest threat to ISIS is the Eurovision Song Contest. […]
