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Sickening Video Emerges Showing ISIS Forcing Prisoners to Sign up for Online Courses
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Sickening Video Emerges Showing ISIS Forcing Prisoners to Sign up for Online Courses

April 14, 2017 Dafty News 0

TERROR group ISIS has stooped to an all-time low after it emerged they have been forcing prisoners to sign up for a range of online courses. The courses thought to be everything from a horrific [continue reading]

Six Arrested as Police Smash ISIS Plot to Unleash Susan Boyle CDs on Christmas Shoppers
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Six Arrested as Police Smash ISIS Plot to Unleash Susan Boyle CDs on Christmas Shoppers

December 13, 2016 Dafty News 0

ANTI-TERROR police have foiled one of the biggest potential terrorist attacks in Britain after it emerged they smashed a plot by ISIS to distribute Susan Boyle’s CDs across the country. Authorities say the daring raid, [continue reading]

ISIS to Unleash Deadliest Weapon Yet by Launching Ferrero Rocher
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ISIS to Unleash Deadliest Weapon Yet by Launching Ferrero Rocher to the West This Christmas

December 3, 2016 Dafty News 0

TERRORIST group, Islamic State have gone beyond evil after declaring they will unleash their most deadliest weapon to date on unsuspecting westerners this coming festive period, it has been confirmed. An ISIS spokesperson told Dafty [continue reading]

ISIS Warn Radio Stations Not to Play Slade's 'Merry Christmas Everybody' Too Early
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ISIS Warn Radio Stations Not to Play Slade’s ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ Too Early

November 15, 2016 Dafty News 0

ISLAMIC state terrorists have declared war on any radio station playing the seasonal hit song ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ before the 1st of December, it has emerged. A spokesperson for ISIS made this harrowing statement on [continue reading]

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‘The X-Factor is Fixed’ Say Residents of War-torn Aleppo After Honey G Goes Through to Next Round

October 17, 2016 Dafty News 0

THE city of Aleppo in Syria was plunged into further chaos last night after controversial X-Factor contestant known as Honey G got through to the next round, it has emerged. One unfortunate resident of Aleppo [continue reading]

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ISIS Force Small Boys to Watch Wayne Rooney Videos

September 20, 2016 Dafty News 0

ISLAMIC STATE terrorist leaders have gone a step too far. This time, they have forced boys as young as 6-years-old to watch videos of Manchester United player Wayne Rooney in action. The sickening clips, taken [continue reading]

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ISIS Offer £8 per Hour to Watch Hostages in Sickening New Babysitting Tactic

September 4, 2016 Dafty News 0

ISLAMIC STATE has stooped to an all-time low after posting sickening adverts online and in situation’s vacant newspaper posts offering babysitting positions in Syria, it has been reported. Terror group leaders say they have no [continue reading]

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Syrian Refugees Saddened After Taylor Swift Gets Another Tattoo

July 5, 2016 Dafty News 0

THOUSANDS of misplaced, starving, and desperate refugees fleeing terror regions in Syria have expressed their sadness after pop icon Taylor Swift showed off a new tattoo, it has been reported. Speaking outside a run-down hospital in the ISIS-captured [continue reading]

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Euro 2016 Under Threat After Isis Predicts Most Boring Tournament Ever

June 1, 2016 Dafty News 0

TERROR group ISIS have warned the public to stay well away from the games at the Euro 2016 in France, after they made threats that the tournament will be the most boring of all time, [continue reading]

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Islamic State Terrified of Eurovision Song Contest

April 29, 2016 Dafty News 0

TERROR group ISIS have revealed they are absolutely scared to death of the annual pop fest bash, to be held in Stockholm next month, cancelling any claims an attack could be imminent in the Swedish [continue reading]

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