Syrians Completely Devastated After Honey G is Eliminated From X-Factor

Syrians Completely Devastated After Honey G is Eliminated From X-Factor

RESIDENTS in war-torn Aleppo in Syria were in tears last night after a pulsating climax on the X-Factor finally saw an end to the controversial participant Honey G.

A UN spokesperson told Dafty News: “This was one of the most unprecedented things to happen to the people of this historic city for centuries. The citizens are completely traumatized right now. The streets are flooded with the tears of these sad people. They will never get over this one.”

Producers of the X-Factor in England say they want to bring Honey G to Syria as a thank you for their continuous support of the wannabe rapper.

Simon Cowell promises to bring the Honey G experience to Syria as he feels it will help the people there forget about their troubles in recent years.

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