Survey: Men who argue constantly on the internet not very good fighters

by Danny SoZ

A Cambridge University study out today has revealed that 99% of the men questioned, who are constantly being aggressively confrontational on social media and other internet forums, are extremely poor fighters who would struggle to overcome a 5-year-old girl wearing a straitjacket in a one-on-one confrontation.

The report finds that the vast majority of these individuals were bullied at school, have never had a girlfriend that didn’t require inflating with a bicycle pump and had to be in by 7 o’clock on school nights.

The remaining 1 percent who took part in the survey didn’t answer all the questions in case the interviewer hit them.

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