The Governor of The Bank of England, Mark Carney, delivered a blistering, foul-mouthed attack on the thousands of British workers who absented themselves from work and took a ‘Snow Day’ yesterday due to major disruptions on the transport network caused by freezing temperatures and heavy snowfall.
Speaking at The Guildhall to members of the Confederation of British Industry, the 52-year-old, Canadian was unequivocal in his condemnation of the practice: “These skiving fucks are a bunch of freeloading Brit assholes.
“Imagine if I took a day off from setting interest rates and overseeing fluctuations on the international money markets to slide down Primrose Hill on a tea tray every time we had light snowfall in the goddamn city!
“I’m going to ask The Chancellor of The Exchequer to personally examine TV news footage of these bone-idle limey sonsofbitches romping in the snow like a bunch of 5-year-old kids and tell him to make sure they never work again.
“This country’s already being flushed down the toilet by these Brexit assholes without having the economy being further screwed over by these malingering motherfuckers”
Carney and the 200 plus CBI members present were then forced to spend the night sleeping on camp beds on the floor after Guildhall staff were unable to open the front doors due to a heavy snowdrift and frozen locks.