Calls to bring an end to school nativity plays surfaced again this year after millions of parents up and down the country were forced against their ill to watch their children perform in them.
Family counsellor Annabelle Hoffmann-Lindt said “the annual suffering inflicted on parents must end now” and called for a shut-down on the annual Christmas season affair.
She told Dafty News: “It is every parent’s nightmare, being forced to sit through hours of tedious and long-winding torture in hard uncomfortable chairs.”
“And the toilets are miles away through hundreds of corridors with squeaky swinging doors, and the dreadful stench of floor detergent left by minimum wage cleaners.”
It’s not the only time parents have to endure pain and misery. Throughout the year millions of soccer moms use up lots of mileage on their cars to watch their absolutely useless kids try their very best to play football.