Scotland Fans Pull Out of Slovenia Clash

Scotland Fans Pull Out of Slovenia ClashScotland Fans Pull Out of Slovenia Clash

GORDON STRACHAN’S woes continue after 50,000 Scotland fans pull out of this Sunday’s World Cup qualifier against Slovenia, it has emerged.

Following Scotland’s dismal 1-1 draw with lowly-ranked Canada, a result that should have earned Strachan, his coaching staff, and all the players a 15-year hard labour stint in North Korea, the famous Tartan Army have been ordered to stay away from Hampden Park following doctor’s advice.

SFA doctor told our reporters: “The fans will need time to recover from the 1-1 Canada injury. They could be out for several months.”

It is understood 40,000 fans have pulled out due to a hamstring injury and the remaining 10,000 fans have asked for compassion leave.

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