School Shootings in the U.S. Caused by Too Many Schools, Say Authorities

School Shootings in the U.S. Caused by Too Many Schools, Say Authorities
by Ross McColm

REPORTS in the United States has laid the blame firmly on school shootings being down to ‘there being too many schools’, it has emerged.

The reports have caused widespread debate between pro-gun campaigners and anti-gun protesters resulting in both violent and peaceful clashes across the country.

Anti-gun lobbyists say they hope to reduce the numbers of school classroom and playground massacres by reducing as many schools across all states to rubble.

A spokesperson for one anti-gun group told our reporters: “It’s clearly obvious no-one has the balls to edit the Second Amendment’s right of the people to keep and bear arms so we’d be better off bulldozing schools. It’s our only solution. It’s simple but effective. No schools – no place to offload that prescription-fuelled puberty-rage, inspired by conspiracy fantasists.”

Meanwhile, the NRA (National Rifle Association) says the solution of reducing school buildings is not the answer but ‘getting rid of education’ is.

Our inside whistleblower leak aide who has close ties to the NRA said: “If you get rid of education you eliminate the ‘experts’ who have come through the education system. That way we won’t have anybody left that people will want to shoot. Then, we can all get back to owning our guns without living in fear.”






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