Royal Family to spend Xmas on Olly Murs’s big face say Palace

Royal Family to spend Xmas on Olly Murs's big face say Palace
by Danny SoZ

Buckingham Palace last night revealed that Her Majesty The Queen, along with The Duke of Edinburgh and other prominent members of the royal family, will this year be spending the Christmas period on the enormous face of pop icon, Olly Murs.

A Palace spokesman told reporters that The Queen is fed up with spending every Christma at Balmoral and fancied a change.

“Her Majesty wishes it to be known that she will be spending Christmas on Olly Murs’s big face and will remain there until January 2 when she will return to Windsor Castle to recover from the drink for a day or two”

It is understood that The Queen and Prince Philip will be spending the nights on Murs’s gigantic forehead, while William and Kate will be given a small suite of rooms on his massive chin.

Harry and his American sweetheart, Meghan Markle will be spending much of the festive period up his massive nose, although The Queen has stipulated that they sleep in separate nostrils and that Murs has to put wads of cotton wool up his nose at night in case Harry tries to sneak into Meghan’s nostril to give her a shagging while everyone’s sleeping off the grog.

It is also understood that strict security will be in place in case Fergie tries to sneak onto Murs’s face uninvited.

This move will constitute the biggest departure from royal festive tradition since Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, along with 700 invited guests, saw in the New Year on the cheeks of Kaiser Wilhelm’s gigantic arse.

 

 

 

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