Report suggests that medics may play a part in survival of ‘little fighters’

Report suggests that medics may play a part in survival of 'little fighters'
by Danny SoZ

A report issued last night by a government think tank has strongly indicated that sick children who pull back from the brink of death may have been assisted in their return to health by qualified doctors, and that their miraculous recovery has not been entirely due to the fact that they are, ‘little fighters’, which is the common assertion from parents when interviewed on TV afterwards.

Qualified doctors and surgeons responsible for sick children's recovery and not the little ones being 'brave little fighters', it has been announced
Qualified doctors and surgeons responsible for sick children’s recovery and not the little ones being ‘brave little fighters’, it has been announced

The report points to the fact, that if highly skilled medics hadn’t given these youngsters medicine or performed hours of intricate surgery on them, their survival rate would have been pretty much zero.

A spokesman for the world-renowned, Great Ormond Street Hospital For Sick Children in London, last night reinforced the findings: “I think I can quite honestly state, that if these children were not treated by clinicians or surgeons, there’s a very good chance that they’d all have been totally fucked. Little fighters or not.”

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