Rangers Boss Mark Warburton Forced to Watch Transfer Deadline Day on Catch Up TV

TRANSFER deadline day went into meltdown late last night as signings and loan deals flooded the biannual extravaganza, but Rangers manager Mark Warburton missed the action without a single deal brokered by his Ibrox commander in chiefs.

Sources say the Ibrox boss missed out on the transfer deadline day after directors and majority shareholders commanded their first team coach watch the famous yellow sticker on Catch Up TV.

Our inside leak and whistleblower source said: “Poor Mark (Warburton) wasn’t given any funds to deal in the transfer deadline day. They are taking the piss by making him watch the whole thing again on Catch Up TV.”

It is also understood Mark Warburton had his eyes set on a 49-year-old centre-back with joint issues and suffering from a lack of memory and a 53-year-old unemployed heavy drinker to help out with his side’s defensive problems.

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