The Queen Signs Bill That Will Allow Theresa May to Tell Scotland to Fuck Off

The Queen Signs Bill That Will Allow Theresa May to Tell Scotland to Fuck Off

HER MAJESTY granted the Brexit go-ahead for the UK that will allow Prime Minister Theresa May to trigger Article 50 and to finally be able to tell Scotland to fuck off, it has emerged.

A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace told our reporters just minutes ago:

“Elizabeth was getting tired of the bickering between Theresa May and Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon. She just wants the whole thing over with and this is why she signed the bill.”

It is understood Theresa May will take the signed A4 sheet of paper from the Queen and shove it in the face of Nicola Sturgeon before telling her and her tiny nation of five million Bravehearteers to go and get fucked.

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